Gay jokes

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

His gay ass dad.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Gay people.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Ur mom gay.