Gay

Gay jokes

Soulmate

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Memes

Cowboy

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Package

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

Race

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Dad

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Son

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Homo

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

People

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Girl

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Strap

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

Hot Dog

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.