Gay jokes
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
You're gay, except it...
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."