Gay jokes
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
You gay.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Marcus is gay.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"