Gay jokes
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Gay people.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
His gay ass dad.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.