Gay jokes
Gay people.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Ur mom gay.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.