What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Gay Jokes
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Oof, you're gay!
William
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
You're gay.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Gay shit.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Black dog is gay.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
