A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Gay Jokes
Ethan Rice
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your mum gay, lol.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
