Gay jokes
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
You're gay.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Gay shit.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Black dog is gay.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Ethan Rice
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"