Gay jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
You're gay, except it...
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
You really gay. No questions added.
Boy, you gay?
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
This site.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.