Game jokes
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.