Game jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
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Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Truly are
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!