Game jokes
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
"Among Us," dada.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Memes
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.