Game jokes
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!