Game jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Fuck Roblox!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.