Game jokes
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.