Game jokes
What is baseball?
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.