Game jokes
Ya momma is sus.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.