Game jokes
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Memes
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.