"Among Us," dada.
Game Jokes
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Messi chiquito...
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
