Game jokes
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.