Game jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Truly are
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.