Game jokes
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Ya momma is sus.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.