Game jokes
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.