Game jokes
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.