Game jokes
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Memes
Fr tho
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.