Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.