Game jokes
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Kylian Frankbappe
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
I love games.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.