Game jokes
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.