Game jokes
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.