have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an among us game except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
