Game jokes
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.