Game jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.