Game jokes
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.