Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
2,996 kill streak, boom!