New Game Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

You so bad at games bro they gave u aid's before loosing 😹

my friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultist so I said Kanye's fanbase

i made this up

i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard

later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

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