Game jokes
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.