Game jokes
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!