WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
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I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
