Game jokes
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Fuck Roblox!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.