Game jokes
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Gaming with the gaming controller.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Amogus.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.