An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Game Jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
