Furry jokes
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Muslim furries like goats.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Stop murdering children
Here ya go
Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.
TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA
Community talk
Is meowing considered an act of being a furry?
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more
yall someone start yapping or you like having oiled up big black men busting your nuts with furry gloves