What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What do you call an emo furry squad : The suicide furs
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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How to be a hero. 1. Tie a noose in your front yard. 2. Find and capture a furry. 3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. It’s easy as 1-2-3!
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
