What's an orphan's favorite store? Ashely Home Store
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
one time i ate a chair.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
drawers! (DYM 77)
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
what do you call a legless table nothing
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
