What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
What's an orphan's favorite store? Ashely Home Store
one time i ate a chair.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
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1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
