drawers! (DYM 77)
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
what do you call a legless table nothing
How do you punish a blind kid?
Re arrange the furniture
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
