Funny Jokes

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.

ALYA?

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Knock knock whos their? prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Gwen dont wnt brak up! pls tak to me!

Tj if u don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince relationship then I will screem!!!!!!!!!! It some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be ur friend do not understand!

Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!

I am bored hey Gwen want to chat! 😄😄😄😄

Qwen u stil ther?

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

My father can take a joke- :because he made one

Wanna me to show u a joke? *Points at face* funny right?

A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?"

A paraplegic walks into a bar...... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T WALK

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.