How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Funny Jokes
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
None of these jokes are funny.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Not funny, guys!
My life, ha ha funny!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
