Funny Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw who the hell is gwen?

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and dicuse we won't bother u! Here! Enjoy!

who wants to laugh about life with me

hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!

Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny

It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things

What did one casket say to the other casket? It that you coughin'?

She blew on it and it went hard

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!