Funny jokes
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂