Funny jokes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Cooper is funny.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Funny.
Memes
Dayum
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
*funny joke about dicks*
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.