Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
people:(arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny). me:(m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
*funny joke about dicks*
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
