Funny jokes
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?