Funny jokes

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

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😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

I make baby mush.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"