Funny jokes
Cooper is funny.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Funny.
Memes
A meme
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.