Funny jokes

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

Bunger got me like:

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"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

I make baby mush.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

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What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.