Funny jokes
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Memes
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
I make baby mush.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
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What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Cooper is funny.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Funny.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!