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What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
i make baby mush
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
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