Funny jokes

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

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I make baby mush.

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌