Funny Jokes

"Where exactly are you taking me doctor?" "To the morgue" "But I'm not dead yet!" "But we're not there yet"

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

whats a orphans favorite roblox game? adopt me

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?

Ketchup!

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”