A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture
Y'all wanna hear a joke....... My life
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
knock knock who's there? Mother! Mother who. its your mother.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.
me nan.
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
This shit is disgusting but funny
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
