Funny jokes
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...