Funny Jokes

Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

Don't be scared of skeletons

They don't have the guts for murder

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

Friend: UR LIT BRO!!

Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm

A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Joke: What do you call selfie that is taken by a orphan?

Answer: A family photo

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"

I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.