what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.
if your bored, punch an orphan
what are they gonna do tell there parents?
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?
mummy
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
