Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth...
A. A gummy bear
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Skeleton puns? Nah...they aren't that humerus.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
