Funny jokes

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

I am looking for Mike Roch.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Ur mom.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.