Funny Jokes

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

My life, haha, so funny!

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

Ur mom.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?