Funny jokes
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!