Fun jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.