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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

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    • What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

    CANCER!

    Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

    One day, there are friends having fun.

    Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

    And they all agree.

    Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

    What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

    So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

    Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

    Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

    Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

    A question: When is (my name) happy?

    Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

    Answer: Never, only a portion.

    Friend: Do you need help?

    What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

    One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

    So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

    And I asked him what he is doing.

    Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

    Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

    Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

    KG: You have it?

    Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

    KG: Sure!

    KG then went to her room.

    Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

    KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

    KG: Have fun playing with them!

    Guy: WHAT THE FU-

    Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

    Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

    Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

    Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

    Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

    Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

    Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

    Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

    Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

    Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

    Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦