Fun jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.