The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
What is yellow and can’t swim? school but fulL of drowning kids 🤣🤣🤣
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope...
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
What is the difference between Madeline Macan and a Submarine..... they are both full of sea men and are at the bottom of the ocean
Ed is Ed in bed full of head.
What is an orphans least favorite tv show Full house
i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
what did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week? a face full of sperm
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
