An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why are women like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup
What do call a pool full of balck kids . Baths bomb
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk. Especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it's full? Because there's not mushroom inside.
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
