Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
why should you always be a friend with and emo kid. they always hang around
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
