Friends jokes

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Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.