Friends jokes
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."