Friends jokes

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

I asked my friend what happened to him?

His balance shifted.

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂