Friends jokes

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?

A friend.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

My friend's life.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(