Found jokes

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

TV: Water found on Mars...

Mars: 1

Africa: 0

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.

He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?