Found jokes
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.