Found jokes
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?