caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
Stephen hawking forgot the WiFi password
Why did the orphan cross the ride i forgot
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
why did he dye so soon oh I know he forgot to plug in his charger
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
You: I have a nice hairline Your friend: Since when do you have one. You: I forgot
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
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Why did the Hummingbird ham because he forgot the the words
Neighbor 1: Knot knot. Neighbor 2: you forgot 3rd Knot Odin:.....
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
Why is my butt wet i forgot
Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.
You tell your dad what one+one and he sad five you forgot that your dad brain is on the floor
Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
why did the little kid cry his dad forgot to pull out
