What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
"Amen "Amen" "Amen"
Hail satan.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
why did he dye so soon oh I know he forgot to plug in his charger
why did the little kid cry his dad forgot to pull out
Stephen hawking forgot the WiFi password
