Forgot jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.