Forehead jokes
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
You dream in 4K.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.