Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
You dream in 4K.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.