Forehead jokes
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
I like dick.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.