Forehead jokes

Mine never stops.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Megamind.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Nie cut G.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Your mum's foreheads.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Ur face.