Forehead jokes
Mine never stops.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Megamind.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Nie cut G.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Ur face.