Forehead jokes

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Megamind.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Nie cut G.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Your mum's foreheads.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Ur face.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.