Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Food Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"š
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Person 1: āHow many ph vids have you watched today?ā
Person 2: āSeven.ā
Person 1: āWhat the fuck, dude.ā
Person 2: āI know, right? Iāve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.ā
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Three men are working on a building site.
Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.
The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.
"By god," the man exclaims, "I hate ham sandwiches. Iāve been working in construction for twenty years, and every day, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself."
The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich.
"Holy crow, another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Every day, I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches, but I still get them in my lunch. Iām with you buddyāif I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, Iām killing myself."
The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in.
"I donāt believe itāanother tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time Iāve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldnāt have to work on this sordid site no more! Iām sick of itācount me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, Iām killing myself."
The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes: the first man ā a ham sandwich, the second ā a cheese sandwich, the third ā a tuna sandwich.
The three men exchange solemn looks before jumping in unison from the height of the building.
At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.
"If only Iād known how much he didnāt like ham sandwiches," says the first manās wife, "I always thought he was being ironic!"
"And if only Iād known how much he didnāt like cheese sandwiches," says the second manās wife, "I always thought he was being sarcastic!"
"And if only Iād known how much he didnāt like tuna sandwiches," says the third manās wife, "but I donāt know what good it would have doneāthe fool made his own lunch!"
