Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
