looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
