How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldnt fix it
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Even your mother can never fix ur hairline just god
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything duck tape
yo hairline is a distraction to my barber, because he wanna fix it so bad(because of bad it looks).
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
you are so fat bob the builder sad i cant fix it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
