your so ugly iven a snapchat filter cant fix it
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is your hairline so putt back it’s looking like it was slapped by will smith and it need to be fixed
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldnt fix it
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the builder said “we can’t fix that!”
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Even your mother can never fix ur hairline just god
