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One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
