my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
have you heard of dideys
dideys balls fit in your mouth
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Your forehead so big a hole state could fit on it
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy! So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips, I was so excited. (Incase you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like "Oh that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like "Okay that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week" So long story short, I have new grips now.
