Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Fired Jokes
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
The sun is fire.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
