Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair in a fire and said hot wheels
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
there was a school fire, i pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said hot wheels
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, So i asked him where are your parents?. Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What's black and found on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Dick, you're fired.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jokemeister3
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
