Fired jokes

Why does fireman wear red suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.

The sun is fire.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS!

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.