Fired jokes

Anxiety

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Memes

Fire

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Route

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

Fire

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Disaster

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Hell

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Wheelchair

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

Fire

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.