Fired jokes

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

The sun is fire.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They spit HOT FIRE!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

What do you call a gay kid on fire?