Fired jokes

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Why does fireman wear red suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you call a gay kid on fire?