Fired jokes
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.