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Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."