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My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.