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True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.