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I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.š
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home base.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. š
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI