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What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.