Find jokes
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')