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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hollow Knight Meme
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!