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Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.