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If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.