I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. π€£
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight and he will eat you like my joke or else............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler
why cant ophans play base ball ..............................because the cant find home
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Caus they can't find home
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said βThatβs Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse memberβ Well done Lewandisney
Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
How to be a hero. 1. Tie a noose in your front yard. 2. Find and capture a furry. 3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. Itβs easy as 1-2-3!
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
